Guo Degang Classic Comedy 】 【 Japanese comic scripts ~ Loss

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, I quite hate the Japanese. Where I live, there are many Japanese. A couple of them, do not look high, but the Japanese are generally not particularly high, the couple are particularly high in Japan, the male 1.1 m 1.2 m woman. They also play the old noble sport, love to play golf, when the two had nothing to stick the old playing small ball to take root and then picked to finish out that both men had the ball 10 meters out in order to retrieve a half-day, quite happy to play The.
one day, bad. Kick down the glass to find that someone broke into a look across the glass, which has a broken antique vase, the little ball on their next ground. Two people rush to knock on the door and saw there a man, said: Sorry, we do not accidentally play the antique glass and are broken, we come to an apology. That man said, without apology, I have to thank both of you. Both the Japanese do not understand, how is it?
the young man said, I'm not ordinary people, I am a god I've been staying in that vase, you saved me today, the vase is not broken I could not come.
ho, the couple happy, that god said, say to save the fairy could wish for, to help us help you? Fairy said, OK, ah, what you have asked to provide it. That man said, and I want China's land and resources, you all right? Fairy said, OK so you have a home. The woman said, and I want all of China's gold and jewels. Fairy said, the line had to go home after the gold and jewels.
this time, the gods said, my fairy magic is limited, I can only promise you 1 1 1 I have to yourself, you can meet me? This couple said that, no problem we are most concerned about the integrity of the Japanese we promise you, you say. God, I 1000 in the vase, and I am pleased today to see your wife, I hope you can join his wife in bed for a while.
that Japanese men are not happy, you have to add 5 dollars. Fairy said, okay, you go home the money is in your bed. Gods led to this woman went into the house. This man to wait outside, waiting for 2 hours and the door opened, gods and that his wife are out, sit down and rest, god smoke at his mouth, How old are you? Japanese man said, as we have 27 out.
fairy said, 27 is also such a lack of eye, but also believing in god? !!